OK Oppo, which one of these cheap automotive themed perfumes do I buy for Black Friday?

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
11/23/2018 at 14:16 • Filed to: Ask Oppo, shitpost, shitposting, Black Friday

Joop counts don’t dispute it.

DISCUSSION (30)

bob and john > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 14:14

the jag smells like the waitress. Id take the Jag :)

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 14:16

I bet the Corvette one smells like a dirty diaper filled with Indian food.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 14:16

perfumes?

*sprays on some more wd40*

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/23/2018 at 14:19

I use that as a beard and chest hair oil. But I can’t spray diesel on myself becuase of the fire risk . So have to resort to TJ maxx clearance section

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/23/2018 at 14:21

Pb blaster is a better perfume.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW
11/23/2018 at 14:21

Smells like fr eshly washed jean shorts , NewBalance white sneakers and Cheap alcohol.

Maxima Speed > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 14:36

None. Perfume is the of the devil

Im joking......... maybe

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > WilliamsSW
11/23/2018 at 14:38

Corvette smells like divorce court, R ogaine and Budweiser

Nom De Plume > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 14:39

Out of the selected fragrances I would say MB since they actually do UNDERSTATED luxury.

Massive lols if you don’t even get out of the store before getting decked if you chose Mustang.

Nom De Plume > bob and john
11/23/2018 at 14:40

If by Jaguar you mean...

Ah the sweet scent of aging.

WilliamsSW > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
11/23/2018 at 14:41

All that and cheap cigar smoke too

nermal > WilliamsSW
11/23/2018 at 14:41

Wrong! It smells like gold chains and exposed chest hair.

Stef Schrader > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 14:43

No eau de parsh?

Mercedes sounds like it would smell the least awful somehow. I fully expect the Jag one to smell like stale gin, the Corvette one to smell like that kind of old man aftershave that burns a lot and doesn’t smell...good, the Mustang and Ferrari to smell like different flavors of rebranded Axe, and JOOP! to smell like busted-open diff fluid.

On second thought, maybe JOOP!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Stef Schrader
11/23/2018 at 14:55

Eu De Parsh is too fancy for this crowd.Jaaag was the only one I could try, smelled like a cleaning product and not in a nice way.

Also I checked amazon, Porsche Design stuff is expensive and comes across as douchy while a Bentley Intense is actually cheaper and preferred by the discerning gentleman

Kinja'd!!!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Nom De Plume
11/23/2018 at 14:57

Mustang perfume obviously smells of burnt rubber from your local cars and coffee. And it does attract Mustangs. They can smell your fear mixed with it.

Just Jeepin' > Nom De Plume
11/23/2018 at 15:07

I thought that aroma was the Cougar.

interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 15:09

How much is the Ferrari cologne? If it’s more expensive than Armani Code, CP.

fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 15:11

I laughed out loud at the price tag on the Jaguar.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > interstate366, now In The Industry
11/23/2018 at 15:11

I didnt even check the price and I can tell you it will be a confirmed CP. Becuase # Branding

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > fintail
11/23/2018 at 15:12

Cheaper than an actual used Jaguar, and without the electrical problems.

fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 15:14

Remove the decimal point and you can probably get 2013 model year cars.

Tripper > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 15:20

Get the joop, homme!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tripper
11/23/2018 at 15:27

V A P O R I S E T E A U E R

sounds fancy. Bet it smells like shit.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 15:44

Just dab some hypoid gear lube behind your ears.

Brickman > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 15:49

Funny that Cologne in French also means toilet.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 16:11

I used the Corvette Black for a while, the wife actually liked it. That would be my pick.

pip bip - choose Corrour > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 18:33

hummer?

ranwhenparked > nermal
11/23/2018 at 20:04

That would just be the C3 cologne.

punkgoose17 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/23/2018 at 22:12

The Mustang cologne actually smells really nice but I can never find it when I am out of cologne.

Stef Schrader > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/25/2018 at 01:52

Intense!

Porsche Design is weirdly sorta-separate from Porsche cars, IIRC. So, really, eau de parsh is that scent you get after you accidental ly splurted oil all over your arm and there’s under-car gunk in your hair that you didn’t notice until just now.